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Dec. 20th, 2009 | 04:56 am
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December 18th, 2009: Here are some dudes playing classic SNES games for charity this weekend! You can watch them play and you can donate if they defeat Andross. You don't have to wait until they defeat Andross though!

Okay so it's WINTER and I've still got that fall footer at the bottom of the page. Just like what I did for fall, I'm having a winter footer contest. Send me your best 1000x96 (it can be a bit taller if you want) image that loops, and I'll pick the winner and put it up on the site! Also, if you send in a URL I'll link to your URL with your submission.

Here's the fall version and the fall background image I use for looping. When I say "loops" I mean that the left-hand side of the image is the same as the right-hand side of the image, so when they're tiled horizontally they go together nicely. The background image is just repetitive part of the larger image without much detail to it that I can use for tiling.

Send them in if you're interested, and thanks!

– Ryan

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oh, also it can't be something illegal. you're not allowed to rob a bank because a will told you to

Dec. 17th, 2009 | 05:01 am
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December 17th, 2009: Thanks to Steven, an almost-lawyer who set me straight on the bear-punching clauses! The legality of spend-a-night-in-an-actually-haunted-house clauses remain an enigma.

The Child's Play charity auction for a T-Rex Squishable raised $241.51 for Child's Play. Nice work, you guys!

– Ryan

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if the "you have to solve a crime for every dollar you receive" clauses aren't going to be enforced,

Dec. 16th, 2009 | 07:39 am
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December 16th, 2009: ITEMS OF NOTE:

The Child's Play charity auction for a T-Rex Squishable is ending in just a few hours!

Dinosaur Comics stuff ordered today isn't guaranteed to make it in time for Christmas, unless you're shipping to the States and you choose USPS DOMESTIC EXPRESS shipping. You can still order to non-US addresses however, and some of it still might get there in time! CHRISTMAS IS A TIME OF MIRACLES. (NO PROMISES ON THE MIRACLES THOUGH)

The Project Wonderful ad to the right is currently showing this image which links here, and I've got to say that I find this entirely charming and I love all my readers, but ESPECIALLY the ones who do stuff like this.

I hope you enjoyed these three ITEMS OF NOTE.

– Ryan

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i locked myself out but my girlfriend came home, close call! the last time i locked myself out befo

Dec. 15th, 2009 | 05:35 am
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Order Dinosaur Comics stuff today to get Christmas delivery!! It is a DEADLINE

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December 15th, 2009: So um hey OCTOPODS ARE USING TOOLS NOW

Thanks to everyone who wrote in to warn me!! Only one emoticon can capture my feelings right now: >:|

– Ryan

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this comic started life as a "old web design elements: where are they now", but man, those horizonta

Dec. 14th, 2009 | 05:41 am
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December 14th, 2009: My talented street artist friend Posterchild came into possession of a Batman mask to disguise his identity during a recent talk he gave (which you can see here!). After the talk he thought it would be a great idea to make a series of photographs of all his friends wearing the mask and call it "Superfriends", so we all gathered at his place to watch Turtles Forever and then take Batman photos! The bad news was that Bruce's mask was too big for women, but the good news is that we got a Catwoman mask for them!

Check it out, you guys! They're SUCH GREAT PHOTOS. There's also some alternate photos that are also awesome. If you woke up this morning with the question "Holy crap, what would Ryan from Dinosaur Comics look if he dressed up as Batman?" floating in your head, now you know</a>.

also I want to link to Posterchild's subway-ad-covering Andross face because it is RAD

– Ryan

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it has a certain jee nee says quey

Dec. 11th, 2009 | 05:28 am
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December 11th, 2009: Wow, thank you all for bidding on the charity auction! It's at $200 with still five days to go. Awesome!

Are you looking for some fun games to play in your browser? You probably are. Check out Improbable Island and Spy Battle! They're two very different games that I like and you will probably like one of them, IF NOT BOTH!

– Ryan

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remember when knowing different types of shorthand was something people bragged about? it only happ

Dec. 10th, 2009 | 04:48 am
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December 10th, 2009: It is time for a CHARITY AUCTION, everyone! To support Child's Play Squishable and I teamed up with an auction for not only a Squishable T-Rex, but one that comes with a tiny woman, an out-of-scale car AND a little log cabin. Plus, signed copies of the original design docs! It is a special package, you guys!

– Ryan

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not the ADJECTIVEST NOUNS in the VESSEL is my favourite analogy. there's so many words you can subs

Dec. 9th, 2009 | 05:33 am
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December 9th, 2009: A Softer World has a new book out, AND they're having a launch party in Montreal next Monday, on the 14th of December! Details are here. You should come!

– Ryan

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i am a very mature fellow whose interests include maturity and whose primary hobby is being extremel

Dec. 8th, 2009 | 11:11 am
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If you're NOT shipping to the US, today is the last day to order dinosaur comics stuff and have it arrive in time for Christmas!

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December 8th, 2009: If you're shipping to anywhere other than the United States, TODAY (Tuesday!) is the last day you can order sexy exciting Dinosaur Comics merchandise and get it in time for Christmas. Heads up, non-Americans! You gots to order by TODAY. If you wait, man, I don't even know what will happen. We're in way over our heads here.

Speaking of sexy and exciting, A Softer World has a new book out, AND they're having a launch party in Montreal next Monday, on the 14th of December! Details are here. You should come!

also speaking of sexy and exciting that is my sweetie jenn in today's a softer world

– Ryan

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Congratulations to my friend Amanda McCoy, who just got her PhD! That's just excellent. I'm really

Dec. 7th, 2009 | 01:41 pm
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December 7th, 2009: If you're not shipping to the United States, TOMORROW (Tuesday!) is your the last day you can get sexy exciting merchandise in time for Christmas. You should really order soon, everyone!

MAYBE YOU WILL ORDER THIS CHAP RIGHT HERE:

Also: thank you, everyone who has bought stuff!! You are each and all awesome.

– Ryan

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